I'm On Pause
Patty Belanger
patty@imonpause.com
Hot and Sweaty!
I get undressed to go to sleep.
He says, "Don't touch me,
you have icy feet."
I turn on the fan above the bed.
My man pulls the blankets
over his head.
I wake up cold, and turn off
the fan.
I snuggle a little closer
to my favorite man.
My clothes are off and
the blanket's on the floor...
How many women have gone
through this before?
It's not long before
I have to get some air.
I open up the window.
Sweat's pouring in my hair.
Another night of changes.
I'm sweaty and I'm hot
and I wasn't having sex,
no I was not.
What is that thing
upon my face?
It doesn't belong there.
It's out of place.
What the heck?
It's a big man hair!
How in the world
did that get there?
I pull and tug and
tweeze and pluck,
but much to my great sorrow,
the mirror doesn't
lie to me --
it's back again tomorrow.
BOOK EXCERPTS:
I have so many fans, I
have more than before.
A small one, medium one,
and a tall one on the floor.
There is a fan beside my bed,
one near the coffee pot.....
My small one goes with me,
wherever I get hot.....
________________________
..........I think my favorite thing, about being fifty-four,
is that I no longer need
to shave my legs anymore.
No more razors, no more nicks, no more jels to rub.
No more balancing on one foot, and slipping in the tub..
________________________
....Sharing our bits of menopause, and
laughing all the way.
A customer overheard us and asked without a slip.
"Can duct tape fix my husband?"..... I said,
"Yes, just put it on his lips!"
I have so many fans, I
have more than before.
A small one, medium one,
and a tall one on the floor.
There is a fan beside my bed,
one near the coffee pot.....
My small one goes with me,
wherever I get hot.....
________________________
..........I think my favorite thing, about being fifty-four,
is that I no longer need
to shave my legs anymore.
No more razors, no more nicks, no more jels to rub.
No more balancing on one foot, and slipping in the tub..
________________________
....Sharing our bits of menopause, and
laughing all the way.
A customer overheard us and asked without a slip.
"Can duct tape fix my husband?"..... I said,
"Yes, just put it on his lips!"
We are the majority.
We are everywhere.
We are baby boomers.
WE ARE IN MENOPAUSE!
We are everywhere.
We are baby boomers.
WE ARE IN MENOPAUSE!
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Men-O-Pot Song
(sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot")
I have a little men-o-pot,
short and stout.
Here are my handles,
my belly sticks out.
Early when I wake up,
I scream and shout,
"When will this be over?
What's this all about?"
(sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot")
I have a little men-o-pot,
short and stout.
Here are my handles,
my belly sticks out.
Early when I wake up,
I scream and shout,
"When will this be over?
What's this all about?"
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